Billy Mays, the guy who gained fame yelling and pitching products in infomercials (most notably Oxy Clean), was reportedly found dead in his Florida home.

What in the hell is going on? This has been a horrible week. More info as it becomes available.

God bless and comfort his family.
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Last week I was late to birthday dinner and true to for Mizz Amy was not happy. In the midst of her annoyance with me she issued a challenge. Now I know my strengths and weaknesses and you'll see I admitted one in my response.

Amy: I challenge you to be on time all the time for the next month
Amy: And see if your life doesn't change
ColeyCole: I forfeit
ColeyCole: I loose

Challenge Results
I was early to meet friends at the movies two days in a row and here's what happened:
Day 1: The movie began at 7:00PM. I was there at 6:45PM(the FIRST one there), all the showings were sold out till 10:00PM
Day 2: I bought the tickets for 8:15PM showing online, arrived at the theater at 7:40 and LEFT THE CREDIT CARD I USED TO PAY FOR THE TICKETS AT MY DADS. The theatre is only 10 minutes from my Dads and I was able to go back, pick up the card and get back to the theatre by 8:00PM. Unfortunately we couldn't find 3 seats together at a table (we went to Cinema Cafe where you can have dinner and watch a movie).

So yes Amy, my life changed and it was havoc! Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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One thing I wanted to do before my final curtain call is no longer possible, R.I.P. Michael Joseph Jackson, guess we'll meet on the other side.
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It was just reported by CNN that Michael Jackson is in a coma. I'll keep you guys posted.
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Michael Jackson has not been reported dead. TMZ, Perez Hilton and People.com are not reliable sources of information. Turn to CNN or go to CNN.com for REAL news.
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We lost Ed McMahon earlier, Farrah Fawcett today and now Michael Jackson has had a heart attack. Let's keep the King of Pop in our prayers.

I'll keep you guys posted.
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Anyone know a GOOD head hunter? Someone specializing/focusing on sales positions is who I'm looking for. If you do, leave a comment or shoot me a email: coleycole@coleyco.net

Thanks Misterz and Mizzesses!
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If you know me you know I love a deal and my step-mom just hipped me to a good one!

TGI FRIDAY'S is offering a BUY ONE ENTREE GET ONE FREE COUPON, good now till June  22, 2009.
I see TGI FRIDAY'S Fish & Chips in my future!

    

There is no other way to start this off but with the bottom line, DAVID LETTERMAN was wrong, DEAD WRONG.
The jokes that David Letterman made in reference to the Sarah Palin's daughter were so wrong that when I heard them I was stopped in my tracks.  Letterman's response and explanation did nothing for me.  Governor Palin was in New York on official business and attended a baseball game with her 14 year old daughter Willow, NOT Britsol (the teen who was 17 and pregnant during the campaign).  Letterman started off by making a joke about Governor Palin sporting a "slutty flight attendant look" ok, that was tacky but he went even further.  He made a joke about Governor Palins daughter getting "knocked up by Alex Rodriguez", pardon my language WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE THINKING!?

During the election President Obama made it perfectly clear that "kids are off limits".  Now I agreed with that but I was conflicted because we live in the real world and lets face it ANYONE in front of the camera is a target and I knew that Bristol was going to be subjected to unwanted attention.  There were jokes and "standard" comments made about pregnant teens but for the most part I felt that most in the media were "respectful".  I will add that during the election I wondered if Governor Palin had the respect of the media and general public the way President Obama and Senator McCain did would things have been different?

As you can imagine Governor Palin and her husband have fired back and rightfully so.  A parents instinct are to defend their children at all cost and thats how it should be. Letterman has offered the explanation that he was joking about 18 year old Bristol not 14 year old Willow but I'm sorry, no dice.  The 18 year old is as off limits as the 14 year old (even though some of the ladies on The View made a good point that once Bristol when on a speaking tour, talk shows and other high profile appearances she opens herself up to the scrutinity that comes with it) it's only fair and the right thing to do.  Now Governor Palin has made one mistake in this situation, knowing that Letterman was speaking of the older child not the 14 year old and acting as if she didn't.  I detected a bit of media manipulation on her part but you know what, I give her a pass because it's how this game is played.  As my blog clearly indicates I am no fan of Governor Palin but I understand her reaction and I agree, leave her kids alone!

David Letterman went too far and I hope WE, the viewing public, hold him accountable for his actions.  Regardless of what we think of the Governor that does not make it okay to make wildly inappropriate comments about her children.

    

I have loved Sherri Sheppherd  for a couple of years.  Before she was on The View she was on a show called Less Than Perfect, it was cancelled a couple of years ago but reruns and 8 unaired episodes have been picked up and started airing on Lifetime this week.  Well today she elevated my love for her to a new level.

The co-host on The View were discussing the new reality show I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here . 2 of the contestants are Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, normally I'd provide links but, in their case, they're not worthy. If you want to know about them, Google them, Im not promoting them. 

While discussing the couple during hot topics today a clip was shown of the two talking. While Spencer was talking Heidi was mindlessly spraying something in her hair so  Elizabeth asked "what was she (Heidi) spraying in her hair" and Sherri replied:

Funny Thing I Heard Today:
"Brains"

The answer to what she was spraying is (if Im not mistaken) dry shampoo. WTF!?